My pussy is like Pringles, once it pops you can’t stop.

bingvevo:

they should teach how to take a good selfie in school



Reblog / posted 3 weeks ago via pride · © eludible with 93,204 notes

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?




snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them





drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number



gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm